Friday, August 24, 2007

you'll never be at a loss for words again

friends, loved ones, and those going through trying times:

fear not, as the good people of hallmark have taken the mistery out of miscarriage, the anoxiety out of anorexia (anorexic), and the loss out of loss of young life. with their new line of Journeys encouragement cards, you'll never be at a loss for words again.


love,

dan <3

2 comments:

Unknown said...

inside of card reads:

Seriously, youre not fat. Actually, youre really thin, in a sickly sort of way. Lets take care of that, huh?


inside of card reads:

Happy Birthday!
( Sorry it has been difficult.)


thanks Hallmark, for making the most troubling times of our lives just a little bit more impersonal and marketable.

The Missed Call Of Cthulhu said...

"Lost the baby, huh? Eh. I'm sure you've got more eggs."