The internet as masturbation. (Visual Study)

I think the internet is masturbation. Let's hit these issues head on, so to speak. Scott said it: "Currently I'm yammering pointless to my friends..."

Does that mean the internet is evil? Scott doesn't think so. I certainly don't think so. I heard that masturbation is heathly in all of its crazy forms. No matter!, we will never scourge the depths of our masturbatory powers. Ha!

The internet is not dangerous. I call it a God-head.