Respeck

I tend to overstate my case occasionally.

I would like to formally concede to Notapen (Styles) that many people, perhaps even a majority, who use the word 'pop' to describe soda are, in fact, good people, or, at the least, not bad people and in no way constitute a blight on the earth.

In other news my apartment is freezing (as when the outside temperature rises above 50 degrees F, our heat shuts off. Yay.) It was in fact so cold today that I killed this fat man I'd been using as a draft animal and crawled inside of him to stay warm. It smelled terrible but was less offensive to my noise than the word 'pop' is to my ears when used in reference to soda.

This was originally just a comment but it got long.

Dude, you've just insulted half of my family. It's a good thing it wasn't the Boston Irish side, or you'd probably get knifed.

I think the Midwesterner is good people: kind-hearted and weathered. I guess you could liken them to hobbits: the sheltered good folk. Nobody hates hobbits, except for maybe the Orcs or whatshisfacewiththeringbutalsoisaneye, but that's a different story. It's called the Lord of the Rings if you're interested, or if you live under a rock! Am I right? Still, 'pop' is so annoying and I hate it when people say it. That's it, I'm going to start saying it from now on.

Hey Scott, can we drink pop together when we hang out next?

This is my hobbit name from a generator: Gorbulas Brownlock of Overhill. I don't like it. I choose: Werrybrown Junkltwins from Kent. It won't let me upload the images of hobbits.

No Good...

… has ever come out of anyone who calls soda ‘pop.’ They are a blight on the Earth