Showing posts with label I hope I don't get put on some kind of list for this. (I claim my satirical rights). Show all posts
Showing posts with label I hope I don't get put on some kind of list for this. (I claim my satirical rights). Show all posts
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Open letter to Osama bin Laden
Dear Osama bin Laden,
Why have you stopped making your videos? I enjoyed your last so much. Your cave looks so cozy and I love your hats and your Jesus beard. I'm glad you didn't shave it off to avoid the feds.
Have you heard of youtube (www.youtube.com)? If you make a new video (!!) I suggest you just post it there. Just make a user name ("al-quaeda" is a great one!), and post. It eliminates the middle-man and is generally wide spread. Eventually everyone will get it; it gets a lot of coverage. And people can comment on it ("Osama looks fat" or "Osama really likes to sit Indian style").
I also think you should think about setting up a facebook (www.facebook.com) account. It's really neat and great for "making friends." Myspace is also great, but a lot of people complain about its features.
Hope to see you on-line! Go Mujahideen!
Love,
Mat
Why have you stopped making your videos? I enjoyed your last so much. Your cave looks so cozy and I love your hats and your Jesus beard. I'm glad you didn't shave it off to avoid the feds.
Have you heard of youtube (www.youtube.com)? If you make a new video (!!) I suggest you just post it there. Just make a user name ("al-quaeda" is a great one!), and post. It eliminates the middle-man and is generally wide spread. Eventually everyone will get it; it gets a lot of coverage. And people can comment on it ("Osama looks fat" or "Osama really likes to sit Indian style").
I also think you should think about setting up a facebook (www.facebook.com) account. It's really neat and great for "making friends." Myspace is also great, but a lot of people complain about its features.
Hope to see you on-line! Go Mujahideen!
Love,
Mat
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