Friday, May 18, 2007

too good to be fake: shoe names

A little known fact: most shoe companies come up with names for each style they create. this is the job i really want, naming fucking shoes.

Actual Shoe Names:

*Don't Panic
*Baby
*Hipster
*Papillon Gloss
*Mating Game
*Hip-Hop
*Wonton
*Handled
*Eskimo
*Paris Love
*Hookup Cat

i made one of those up. but which one? (which one do i ch-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-choose?)

4 comments:

Old Greg said...

you made up "douche rockers". there is no way that is a shoe name ash!!!!!!!1111@@@

i win!

Hey Jealousy said...

I've seen Old Greg's Downtown Mix down! While drinking bailey's from a shoe.

I am guessing Hook up cat.

Ok I'm off to buy a new hat hopefully this one isn't an LA hat even though LA hats are ill.

J*E*F^2 said...

I think its Wanton, because I love wanton soup that I get at the Chinese food restaurant that I like to frequent.

So Chu, you're getting another LA hat? Or have you finally learned what letters mean?

Now that Old Greg has found our site, should I be worried about seeing his "mixup"? Or delighted?

your friend ashley said...

old gregg is a close personal friend of mine. you should be ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED that he stumbl;ed upon our humble sight. also, wonton is a real name. keep guessing, chickens!