Thursday, June 7, 2007

Holy Gay Jesus


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Watch the above video then consider...

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I see and what can we learn from grapefruit? They're a bitch to open, slightly too large for most people's comfortable grip, they roll all over the damn place, you typically need a spoon to eat them and squirt acidic juice straight up in your face. Perhaps grapefruit were an early banana prototype gone awry. Perhaps they’re the devils fruit or they’ve been put on Earth by God to test our fruit related faith or punish those for the sin of poor digestion. One thing however is certain, Christians do not eat grapefruits.

PS Dear Kirk Cameron, when you became born again you ruined Growing Pains. Way to go pal.

3 comments:

J*E*F^2 said...

I'm only an agnostic, but a banana really is my worst nightmare. I can't even image the night terrors it causes atheists.

Good call on the homo-erotic undertones. God fearing people can be a little fruity. Get it?

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Hey Jealousy said...

dood we ruin your show every week.

ok off to go pet dogs with my dad.