Dear President of NOM

If your prom date hadn't already been gay, he wouldn't have gone to the prom with you to begin with.

I bet you're wondering...

Who would win in a fight, a crocodile or a leopard? Turns out its the leopard.

A Response to Response Female Cheetahs Do Stuff...Around

Response to "Female Cheetahs Sleep around"

Sluts!!!!

However, I do not understand the following about this article:

1. Are there cheetah VDs?: "Mating with more than one male poses a serious threat to females, increasing the risk of exposure to parasites and diseases."

2. Since when do we assign moral categories to a cheetah (and to all cats for that matter)?: "This is good news for conservation as the genetic diversity of future generations of cheetah will be preserved by their duplicitous behavior." (Sarah Durant, leader of the Serengeti Cheetah Project since 1991) - Sarah Durant is the real slut here.

Do you think the male cheetah gives a shit where he sticks his winkle, or a female thinks about her honor and fidelity? Do you really think he's thinking, "Where the fuck was this slut last night? Duplicity! Infidelity!" and she, "I wonder if Frederick has a bigger dick than George."

In the end, I'm really hoping this article is a joke because it makes the most promiscuous assumptions and comes to the most duplicitous conclusions.

Has anyone else noticed the (false) cognates: cheetah - cheater? *Cuckoos also are sluts by a similar logic.

Female Cheetahs Sleep around

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/05/30/cheetah.infidelity.reut/index.html

Study: Female cheetahs sleep around.

Well it stands to reason, I mean we knew they were fast.