Wednesday, April 30, 2008

me not dumb



matt and i have no food in the house, at least none that we want to make/eat, so tonight we decided to do the obvious thing and order chinese food. we have a few places we skip between, all with different tofu/noodle dishes that we like. on the menu tonight:

* scallion pancake
* hot & sour soup
* crispy pan-fried noodles (chix)
* szechuan tofu with mixed vegetable
* extra rice
* 2 cans of coke

matt ordered and it sounded amazing. he spoke to the guy as though he were a diplomat. now we're ordering tees and tanks from american apparel (goddamit)

* 2 grey tri-blend deep v's (small)
* 1 grey tri-blend tank (medium)
* 1 natural fine jersey organic round neck tee (medium)

boo ya! life rules!

Now it's Matt. I also bought the following books today:

I, Robot by Issac Asimov
Psychology and Alchemy by C.G. Jung
How to Practice by H.H. the Dalai Lama

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

From Left to Right

Best music video of the year. Easy. The Bird and the Bee "Polite Dance Song"



Directed by Eric Warheim, of Tim and Eric fame. If that helps make the decision to watch this any easier. Jerk.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Cat plays Theremin

Thursday, April 24, 2008

gang wars


matt and i are in westford at matt's mama's house. the suburbs have ruled so far, except for last night at kimballs when we got hassled by some teens who were irate that matt and i had joined tina in her ( we thought faster) line (a.k.a "cutting"). at one point they were nearly touching me with their gross pimply underdeveloped band t-shirt clad shoulders and i think one of the girls might have fought me had i given her the Stink Eye. but i didn't. i kept cool and ordered a delicious coffee oreo kiddie-sized (what a gross name!) sugar cone and chatted with matt and tina. and then i shoulder checked one of the kids as we walked away. loud little asshole.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Remember when...

Basketball shoe commercials were the awesome?!?!?!?!





No wonder kids were getting killed for their Air Max '95s look at how cool TV made them!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Nude sunbather attacked teens at Littleton pond


Lowel Sun Link

Three local teens' plans to go fishing at Nagog Pond on a beautiful afternoon Wednesday took a strange turn when a man who was sunbathing in the nude allegedly attacked the boys with a metal baton.




One of the kids was hurt pretty bad, but that headline is too funny to worry about crap like that!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

eye feast!



this hairy gem is currently the wallpaper on this EXACT COMPUTER that i am using RIGHT NOW!

i used to get paid to do this shit.

Its around the corner....

Check this out!

This is going to make for some sweet Virtual reality soon. It would also explain how you could build a star trek style holodeck.

OK, I going to go back to being a lonely nerd now.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Can we talk about the post Labor Economy?

I think that its generally agreed that technology will continue to improve exponentially. As such, the breakthroughs that will render any given job obsolete will be separated by less and less time and cost less and less to implement. This means that we could see a dramatic reduction in the amount of workers of all kinds needed to maintain or even improve our standard of living.

It seems unlikely that we will pay people to not work- particularly unlikely in the public sector, but as layoffs come faster and faster and increase in scope and scale to encompass not just unskilled jobs but also many white collar jobs (think of how programs are already influencing accounts at tax time) what will a post labor economy look like?

We're going to be a live to see the synergism (was that the term, Jeff?) when computers /programs pass humans in abilities and technologies blur the boundaries between human and computer/program to the point that interface will be thought based and it will be impossible to be sure where that 'thought' initiated. As such, what in the hell will we be doing with ourselves?

I can't really get anyone to talk about this seriously with me. I can't imagine power brokers willing to concede economic power but how can they maintain economic power without an economic base? How can consumers consume without sustained income? What percentage of the population would have to be unemployed in order for us to see dramatic changes in how business is done? And would a moratorium on development be a more likely solution than dramatic social and economic change?

Last, during the great depression for instance, what was the highest percentage of unemployment America has ever endured? And finally, how come nobody's talking about this?

Friday, April 11, 2008

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Wait, what?

Huh?

Seriously? Huh. I don't think this is going to work out.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Fun Facts

Hey everyone. Ashley and I have some fun facts to share with you.

1. All barnacles hate the things they're attached to.

2. All vampires are lactose intolerant.

3. Cookies aren't just baked goods.

4. Charlton Heston was Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassin.

5. Kitty has magical powers and wants to show you his diamond heart:


I guess now's the time...

Huh, I guess now's a good time to pry that gun out.

Charlton Heston Is Dead.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Death Comes in the night...

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Sad to discover one of my favorite...

Its sad to discover that the iconic work of one of my favorite artists may have been stolen from the work of another artist and only slightly exaggerated. None the less that's what it appears Dali did with his elephants....


College Kidz Gone Wild on video!

Those crazy college kidz, always doing whacky things that make us olden folks shake our sandals and yell "Get Off My Lawn POTTER!!!"