Revolution 9 Eleven

Scott Ruins Blog/My Life...An Open Letter To Thieves

Dear Thieves that broke into my apartment last time,

I bought a Wii yesterday! Hooray for me and my credit card. Please don't steal my stuff again. If you do, I will be forced to start a neighborhood watch where we stab anyone and everyone.

Kindest Regards,

Bryan

P.S.
Have you noticed since Scott wrote about Eric Gagne no one has posted? Coincidence? Me thinks not.