Steaks.

Me: Good evening, thank you for calling the (hotel name), how can I help you?

Caller: Hey, what's on a New York Strip steak?

Me: I'm sorry?

Caller: What's on a New York strip steak? Like cheese, or what?

Me: This is a hotel, why are you asking me about steak?

Caller: 'Cause I wanna know what's better, a Philly cheese steak or a New York strip steak. So what's on it?

Me: It's a cut of steak. It's kind of steak.

Caller: Well I'm from Philadelphia and I want to know which you think is better!

Me: They're not really the same. One's a cut of steak, like filet mignon, that you'd have at a nice restaurant, the other's basically fast food.

Caller: Oh.

Caller hangs up.