Mark yer calendars, fools, because this thing is about to go off... the day after Christmas. I'm sure I'll send out an email later with more details. Probably.
Monday, November 29, 2010
CD PARTY 2010: The Year of the CD Party
Mark yer calendars, fools, because this thing is about to go off... the day after Christmas. I'm sure I'll send out an email later with more details. Probably.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
The Emotionally Abusive Relationships of the Harry Potter-verse.
HP 7 pt 1 dropped 5 hours, 7 minutes ago. I'm stuck here. Won't be able to see it until tomorrow. To keep myself psyched, I've been rewatching some of the movies and a couple of things jumped out of me. Most notably the Ron and Hermione relationship.
Their relationship begins with Hermione clearly thinking very little of Ron. She points out his flaws, expects gratitude for it, and is generally condescending. In her defense, dude had dirt on his nose...
...and his wand work was shit, if you know what I mean (in this case, I am actually referring to his ability to use a magic wand). None-the-less though, she's insufferable. He gets fed up and vents to his boy, M.C. H-Pots (the boy with the lyrics that lived), and, oops, she's right there, over hearing every word.
And the rest of their relationship is about Hermione seeking Ron's approval, compromising her principles to help him with his homework or cast confundus charms on his rivals (and, seriously, if its that easy to cheat at Quidditch then what does Middleburry's victory of Tufts* even mean?), skanking it up at the winter dance with an international Quidditch player (who probably cheated more than Middleburry (I'm just kidding, Middleburry, congratulations on your achievement!),
and, when she fails, she cries or conjures swarms of birds, or cries while attacking him with conjured bird swarms.
Unhealthy. Of course, it's the only reason we would ever accept a girl who looks like this:
Throwing herself guy at a fellow who looks like this:
The Ginny-Harry relationship isn't a far sight better, but I'm rapidly growing bored with this, so I'll keep it short. She loves him, fears he won't notice her, so what's she do? Goes out get's herself hooked on horcruxes. Next thing you know, she's laying passed out in a dank dungeon with two dudes, one of whom has a giant snake.
That's Freudian, bitches.
Anyway, then she decides to serial date her way through Harry's friends in the hopes that one day she can be his. Unhealthy. Ah well, it doesn't matter, Harry's got no need for the village bicycle, he's already got a horse.
In related news, I think this was my favorite random pic on google when I searched "Emma Watson."
*footnote: Suck it, Jeff. Middleburry rules!
Their relationship begins with Hermione clearly thinking very little of Ron. She points out his flaws, expects gratitude for it, and is generally condescending. In her defense, dude had dirt on his nose...
...and his wand work was shit, if you know what I mean (in this case, I am actually referring to his ability to use a magic wand). None-the-less though, she's insufferable. He gets fed up and vents to his boy, M.C. H-Pots (the boy with the lyrics that lived), and, oops, she's right there, over hearing every word.
And the rest of their relationship is about Hermione seeking Ron's approval, compromising her principles to help him with his homework or cast confundus charms on his rivals (and, seriously, if its that easy to cheat at Quidditch then what does Middleburry's victory of Tufts* even mean?), skanking it up at the winter dance with an international Quidditch player (who probably cheated more than Middleburry (I'm just kidding, Middleburry, congratulations on your achievement!),
and, when she fails, she cries or conjures swarms of birds, or cries while attacking him with conjured bird swarms.
Unhealthy. Of course, it's the only reason we would ever accept a girl who looks like this:
Throwing herself guy at a fellow who looks like this:
The Ginny-Harry relationship isn't a far sight better, but I'm rapidly growing bored with this, so I'll keep it short. She loves him, fears he won't notice her, so what's she do? Goes out get's herself hooked on horcruxes. Next thing you know, she's laying passed out in a dank dungeon with two dudes, one of whom has a giant snake.
That's Freudian, bitches.
Anyway, then she decides to serial date her way through Harry's friends in the hopes that one day she can be his. Unhealthy. Ah well, it doesn't matter, Harry's got no need for the village bicycle, he's already got a horse.
In related news, I think this was my favorite random pic on google when I searched "Emma Watson."
*footnote: Suck it, Jeff. Middleburry rules!
formal announcement
i just started a tumblr about the foods me and matt make and the music we listen to while making said foods. you are all welcome to submit. in fact, you are expressly invited. just use the 'submit' button at the top of the page.
http://making-listening.tumblr.com/
http://making-listening.tumblr.com/
Thursday, November 18, 2010
BREAKING NEWS!
Mitt Romeny...
drinks caffeine!
Yes, it's true. The second most powerful Mormon I work for ordered a diet Pepsi from roomservice today. I have the proof right here in my hands(Nightly Incident Detail List). And I'm going to tell everyone unless he pays me...
*Footnote: I will not be blackmailing Mitt Romeny.
drinks caffeine!
Yes, it's true. The second most powerful Mormon I work for ordered a diet Pepsi from roomservice today. I have the proof right here in my hands(Nightly Incident Detail List). And I'm going to tell everyone unless he pays me...
*Footnote: I will not be blackmailing Mitt Romeny.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
BLOG BLOG BLOG
Hey-zies, Guys!
Oh, I changed the blog formatting. There are a LOT more options for stuff now. If you have any suggestions for background images or layouts or anything else, let me know. We should probably change the banner, which was supposed to be temporary anyway.
Also, check the bottom of the page to see our thousands of post tags and how often each is used. NEATO!
Oh, I changed the blog formatting. There are a LOT more options for stuff now. If you have any suggestions for background images or layouts or anything else, let me know. We should probably change the banner, which was supposed to be temporary anyway.
Also, check the bottom of the page to see our thousands of post tags and how often each is used. NEATO!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Let me kiss your legs, then make you scrambled eggs
Smash and Bang is my favorite combination.
EDIT CENTRAL!!!!!!
While the video above is amazing, what's more amazing is the entire body of work Turquoise Jeep has put together! More videos!!!!
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