Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Confession.

I was hoping to sneak up to Boston and parts beyond (AKA Jeff's house) to night. But I chickened out on account of the storm. So I will have to settle for, I dunno, drunkenness by myself.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Moby and Hazel

My wife just went over to Moby's apartment to do a photoshoot.

My life is so weird.

Friday, December 10, 2010

totally done with school now so im in ur blogz makin comments on ur posts


(i made this just so you know)

At long last, Matt and Dan can have babies.

Baby mice produced from 2 males


Scientists in Texas have created baby mice from two males, raising possibilities that double-father offspring could, in the future, repopulate vulnerable species.

Dr. Richard Behringer at the University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center published his study Wednesday in the peer-review journal Biology of Reproduction.

The advance could some day even help same-sex human couples have children carrying both parents' genes.

Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2010/12/09/2-mice-fathers-babies.html#ixzz17hFTxjT9

Vaguely homophobic humor aside, this is amazing. Hats off, Science.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Magnets How Do They Work?

According to ICP it's miracles.



I also don't want to talk to no scientists, they all gettin' me pissed.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Sad Scientist Three Dog Yankee Swap


I bought this for my company Yankee Swap and am seriously debating keeping it for my apartment. It makes me smile on the inside like a sad scientist reminiscing about his beloved three dog.

Monday, November 29, 2010

CD PARTY 2010: The Year of the CD Party

Yo dawgs, you wanna dance party?  How about CD party?  OH YEAH!

Mark yer calendars, fools, because this thing is about to go off... the day after Christmas.  I'm sure I'll send out an email later with more details.  Probably.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

Saw this and thought of Matt

Friday, November 19, 2010

The Emotionally Abusive Relationships of the Harry Potter-verse.

HP 7 pt 1 dropped 5 hours, 7 minutes ago. I'm stuck here. Won't be able to see it until tomorrow. To keep myself psyched, I've been rewatching some of the movies and a couple of things jumped out of me. Most notably the Ron and Hermione relationship.



Their relationship begins with Hermione clearly thinking very little of Ron. She points out his flaws, expects gratitude for it, and is generally condescending. In her defense, dude had dirt on his nose...



...and his wand work was shit, if you know what I mean (in this case, I am actually referring to his ability to use a magic wand). None-the-less though, she's insufferable. He gets fed up and vents to his boy, M.C. H-Pots (the boy with the lyrics that lived), and, oops, she's right there, over hearing every word.

And the rest of their relationship is about Hermione seeking Ron's approval, compromising her principles to help him with his homework or cast confundus charms on his rivals (and, seriously, if its that easy to cheat at Quidditch then what does Middleburry's victory of Tufts* even mean?), skanking it up at the winter dance with an international Quidditch player (who probably cheated more than Middleburry (I'm just kidding, Middleburry, congratulations on your achievement!),



and, when she fails, she cries or conjures swarms of birds, or cries while attacking him with conjured bird swarms.

Unhealthy. Of course, it's the only reason we would ever accept a girl who looks like this:



Throwing herself guy at a fellow who looks like this:




The Ginny-Harry relationship isn't a far sight better, but I'm rapidly growing bored with this, so I'll keep it short. She loves him, fears he won't notice her, so what's she do? Goes out get's herself hooked on horcruxes. Next thing you know, she's laying passed out in a dank dungeon with two dudes, one of whom has a giant snake.



That's Freudian, bitches.

Anyway, then she decides to serial date her way through Harry's friends in the hopes that one day she can be his. Unhealthy. Ah well, it doesn't matter, Harry's got no need for the village bicycle, he's already got a horse.



In related news, I think this was my favorite random pic on google when I searched "Emma Watson."



*footnote: Suck it, Jeff. Middleburry rules!

formal announcement

i just started a tumblr about the foods me and matt make and the music we listen to while making said foods. you are all welcome to submit. in fact, you are expressly invited. just use the 'submit' button at the top of the page.


http://making-listening.tumblr.com/

Thursday, November 18, 2010

BREAKING NEWS!

Mitt Romeny...



drinks caffeine!



Yes, it's true. The second most powerful Mormon I work for ordered a diet Pepsi from roomservice today. I have the proof right here in my hands(Nightly Incident Detail List). And I'm going to tell everyone unless he pays me...



*Footnote: I will not be blackmailing Mitt Romeny.

fried or fertlized DANCE CONTEST

i don't know how one of us WOULDN'T win, were we to enter:

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

BLOG BLOG BLOG

Hey-zies, Guys!

Oh, I changed the blog formatting. There are a LOT more options for stuff now. If you have any suggestions for background images or layouts or anything else, let me know. We should probably change the banner, which was supposed to be temporary anyway.

Also, check the bottom of the page to see our thousands of post tags and how often each is used. NEATO!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Let me kiss your legs, then make you scrambled eggs



Smash and Bang is my favorite combination.

EDIT CENTRAL!!!!!!

While the video above is amazing, what's more amazing is the entire body of work Turquoise Jeep has put together! More videos!!!!



Best for last

Sunday, October 17, 2010

happy birthday jeff hamalainen

so matt and i totally knew it was your birthday all day yesterday. and we totally meant to post something on the blog to let you know that we knew. but we forgot, so it's a day late. hope your first birthday as a dad was just lovely and that evelyn popped out of a cake (cos she's really the right size for that, ya know?).

typed in 'happy birthday jeff hamalainen' and went straight for 'images.' here are some of the gems. they're all oddly jeff-like.











Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

Baby baby baby baby



These were taken for the baby announcements we'll be sending out shortly, which is why some are duplicates with different processing. I took them all, which is why some are a little wonky.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Baby Photos

OK, so we know you can't use facebook on account of your poor self control around classified materials, but could you pretty please post some more baby photos? I'm dying over here. It's going to be months before I can even possibly visit.