Tuesday, July 17, 2007

dan investigates - CALIFORNIA!

so guys i just wanted to say thanks for sending me on a trip to see what's up in california. i was pretty jealous that stylesightings sent ash to the hamptons but then you guys came back with the california offer, and well, let me just say i am proud to be an ourblogisdifferent employee (obidloyee). and its a damn good thing i went because stuff ISSS happening out there. let's start with the smog report. California has smog! So much so in fact that they have lil smog check points where you can assess the evironmental full-blown AIDS factor of your auto. The best part is, the smog points are adorable! Just look at this one and tell me smog doesn't earn some cute little munchkin points : P.









Another thing that California ALSO has going on is chihuahuas! Look at these candid shots i snapped of all different parts of chihuahuas*!































And here is a picture of one of nappa valley's legendary jazz singers jennifer aniston robinson. Though she doesn't look it in this picture, she's as black as a small african child covered in hot tar and crow feathers. Her smooth mix of r&b and sex-driven jazz has stolen the hearts of men across the globe. she drinks Stone IPA because its gets her drunk.












Okay and for the finale of my cali report here is a picture of (drumroll) BRIAN DESIMONE! I saw him for 6.5 minutes on the corner of 16th and Mission on Sunday at 10:05 am. He was still drunk from the night before! And he says hi to everyone and he didn't appreciate the noogie i gave him at Jeff's request.

It's over!!















BONUS PICS:
baby hawk in my backyard
marty trying to kiss ray on the T and ray not having any of that (backlight for effect)
oysters i ate at B&G



























*just one chihuahua in different places and poses

4 comments:

Unknown said...

chicle is shaking and honking just thinking about you. she really took a liking.

furthermore, I am also shaking and honking in anticipation of more dantime upon my return to poko.

glad you came, bud.

ps- that picture of you and brian looks even better than I hoped it would. good doughnut.
pps- never forget that we compiled a custom scattergories list. never forget that.

Hey Jealousy said...

FINALLY A Glimpse into the glamorous life of Jennifer Anniston Robinson! What wonders we have seen! AMAZING!!!!!!!1

Jeff sucks and everyone knows the only way to greet Desimone is to rub his tummy and pat his head and then pants him. Cause he is all happy to get his tummy rubbed then all sad cause he got pantsed.

your friend ashley said...

i miss jennifer aniston robinson. i haven't seen here since that party in boston. god, she was fucking drunk.

B McElroy said...

can i hang?