Me: Good evening, thank you for calling the (hotel name), how can I help you?
Caller: Hey, what's on a New York Strip steak?
Me: I'm sorry?
Caller: What's on a New York strip steak? Like cheese, or what?
Me: This is a hotel, why are you asking me about steak?
Caller: 'Cause I wanna know what's better, a Philly cheese steak or a New York strip steak. So what's on it?
Me: It's a cut of steak. It's kind of steak.
Caller: Well I'm from Philadelphia and I want to know which you think is better!
Me: They're not really the same. One's a cut of steak, like filet mignon, that you'd have at a nice restaurant, the other's basically fast food.
Caller: Oh.
Caller hangs up.
2 comments:
I like Philly Cheese Steaks better because I hate those New York steaks with cheese on them. Bullshit New York thing to do. BULLSHIT!
Are cheese steaks really fast food?
Yeah, it's like a shredded beef cooked on a short order grill, half the time the cheese in cheeze wiz, and then served on as a hoagie.
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