Sunday, May 31, 2009

I figured out interstellar travel

Here are the secrets:



Basically, you dress up like Paul Simon, bring some grrl in a halter top to stand on the matrix with you, get the stargate working and then a wormhole resembling a Viking ship opens in space-time that takes you to the moon. And that's it!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

OH EM GEE! My Pet is the Fameous!1!

Cuteoverload finally ran the pictures Ginny sent in of Penny!
We're very proud.

/+1 internets!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

While You Wait for Others


Sooo how was everyone's long weekend of fun?

I have two stories but due to the fact I am tired I am just gonna post the first one, so here we go:

So my sister was out meeting up with some friends for brunch and my brosef in law decided to wait for her down on Newbury street. So he is outside chilling eating a sangwich and reading a book at the Starbucks across from Nike town. While he is sitting there some guy comes up behind him and starts yellin' and hollerin' saying something to the effect of "What the (expletive) did you say?" So he just ignores the guy thinking he is not talking to him when out of nowhere the guy punches my brosef in law in the face, causing him to fall off his chair and knock over the table. All this is happening on a busy street! Newbury Street! What? So the random guy walks away doesn't even run just walks away and my bro in law asks the crowd for someone to call the cops, which I guess no one does/did. So he has to stand there in a crowd of people that didn't do shit while he waits for the cops and gives a statement. I guess it is good he didn't run after the guy, but the whole scenario is random and really fuct.

OK story time is over so I leave you with these songs:

Grizzly Bear - While You Wait For Others
Discovery - Orange Shirt
DJ Class ft Kanye West and Estelle - I'm the Shit
Chiddy Bang - Kids

If these links don't work and you reeeeeaaallllyyy want the songs I can email em to you.

Coming tomorrow or Thursday a new blog entry about another adventure in babysitting.

stay illy in philly

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Beat Box Competition!

This is my entry to the beat box competition that Bryan started the other day.





Nuff said!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Sorry to blog block you El Jeffe

...but this girl has redonkulous beat box skillz



redonk...blog blocked

Hell, this is a dinosaur!



Also of note, every tag I used was already in our list!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Late Night TV loves Indie Rawk?

So lately there have been some redonkulous live songs on late night TV. Tank goodness for youtubes and not having to sit through Jay walking top ten countdown of pooh.

Here are just a few:

Lonely Island and the World Famous Roots band (Black Thought doing his best T-Pain impersonation):



Animal Collective and some interpretive dancing:



consider this the initial cowboying of this blog...more to come