The Only Thing Keeping Me From Murdering My Co-Worker Nina, Who Plays Her Music Too Loudly on Her Crappy Headphones:

Looking at beautiful vintage coats on my work's website! Check out this two-tailed extravaganza of blue-tinged joy! I know fur is evil and all but seriously, this coat has two tails in a prominent and lavacious location. It's hard to resist a thing like that. Two tails!